i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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