Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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