So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."