I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."