Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She's allergic to latex.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not