I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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