She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm too high and old for this...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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