...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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