spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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