Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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