Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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