Whod you bang
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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