Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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