I didn't shave. On purpose
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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