party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
