i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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