You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
