All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
My hand turned me down
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
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I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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