He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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