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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
