maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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