did you get engaged???
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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