I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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