Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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