is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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