how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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