They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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