Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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