Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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