Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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