If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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