Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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