Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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