so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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