How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Even my vagina gasped.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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