My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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