the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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