He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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