just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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