Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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