Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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