haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
