Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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