how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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