haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
