i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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