In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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