Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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