I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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