i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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