so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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