He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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