Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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