Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Do you have feelings for this penis?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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