She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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