You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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