apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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