I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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